Compare all your friends' gifts. Whoever got the most is the happiest.
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Compare all your friends' gifts. Whoever got the most is the happiest.
#CONAN Holiday Throwback: The @ElfontheShelf is all the rage with kids these days, but is it really kid-appropriate? http://bit.ly/1yXcKFQ
#CONAN Holiday Throwback: The @ElfontheShelf is all the rage with kids these days, but is it really kid-appropriate? http://bit.ly/1yXcKFQ
Just beat the crap out of some intruder. Scary stuff, but I'm okay.
Please exercise honesty tomorrow. When you open a gift you don't like turn to the gift giver and politely say "I don't like this. Sorry."
Out of wrapping paper? Use wet trash!
Mom: Who's Taylor Swift? Is she the "Achy Breaky" guy's daughter?
Dad: I'll do you one better. Who's Obama?
Me: Guys! Read a newspaper!
Snow. "Next to Mud, It's Mother Nature's Slickest Lube."
In 2015 let's all get back into Chatroulette.
