10May

FROM INSTAGRAM:

09May

FROM INSTAGRAM:

08May

FROM TWITTER:

I've never done it, but if you turn off SafeSearch everyone online is naked all the time.
07May

FROM TWITTER:

When you buy a brick of cocaine, why does everybody sample it by cutting it wide open with a knife? Those things aren't easy to reseal, man!
07May

FROM TWITTER:

Twitter was originally for birds. Youtube was originally more of a turtle site. The World Wide Web was just a spider's dream.
07May

FROM TWITTER:

PROM NIGHT IS TONIGHT w/ @JAdomian @thebirthdayboys @joewengert @KatiaKvinge @ProfessorDoye @ShutUpAndrosky COME! https://www.facebook.com/events/375568702629032/ …
06May

FROM FACEBOOK:

Thursday goof around downtown...



06May

FROM TWITTER:

"Oh no! Mom's a HIPSTER! ... and dad's a twink..."
05May

FROM TWITTER:

Quick, somebody steal and do all these great jokes! http://www.vulture.com/2015/05/23-lost-laughs-of-letterman.html …
05May

FROM TWITTER:

Great news!!!! http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/05/05/science/thomas-edison-talking-dolls-recordings.html?referrer= …