25Jul

FROM TWITTER:

I'm recording a podcast for in which I (as John Lennon) dole out life advice! Email your problems to questionjohnlennon@gmail.com!!


23Jul

FROM TWITTER:

If anybody doubts the value of the DVD...


20Jul

FROM TWITTER:

When your kids are using "Sam Patched" as slang for screwing up...


20Jul

FROM TWITTER:

When your kids are using "Sam Patched" as slang for screwing up...


18Jul

FROM TWITTER:

*there are no more ComMANdments®. Just wanted to trademark that term.


18Jul

FROM TWITTER:

The 10 ComMANdments®: Rules for Real Men™: The Modern Guide to Manhood© 1.) Never put ketchup on steak


14Jul

FROM TWITTER:

Looking for life advice? Im doing a podcast on where I (John Lennon) will answer YOUR questions. Email: questionjohnlennon@gmail.com


14Jul

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13Jul

FROM TWITTER:

Just realized I've been using LinkedIn for dating, Tinder for restaurant reviews, and Grindr for job hunting. Whoops.


13Jul

FROM TWITTER:

we dem birthday boys